Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We just shotgunned beers for America
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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