just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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