your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
there was a trapeze. enough said
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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