I'm going to jail i love you
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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