i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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