i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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