i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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