I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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