told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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