Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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