So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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