watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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