so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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