It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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