was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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