i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
We smell like vodka and hangover
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