she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You are a genius and a whore.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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