we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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