Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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