Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Couch. On fire.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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