why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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