OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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