So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We don't watch enough power rangers
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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