i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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