You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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