whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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