in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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