Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I am naked and annoyed.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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