Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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