We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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