I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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