...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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