just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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