OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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