i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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