ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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