using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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