just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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