Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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