dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
So. Much. Porn.
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