Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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