I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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