And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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