And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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