I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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