Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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