why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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