so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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