Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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