there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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