Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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