What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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